Outfit

Cupcakes And Cashmere Loves Mom Jeans

Well it looks like Cuppy is doing that “high waist” look some of the style bloggers have been trying. In today’s post she says “they’re so high and fitted that they kind of channel Sandy at the end of Grease”. Um, no not really. They look more like disco pants from 1978. Which is great if the style you want to channel is “woman auditioning for ‘Saturday Night Fever’”.

I also really don’t think that shirt works. It’s way to blousy for these pants in my opinion. I’m sure that much like the shametuck, a loose, partly pulled out of the tuck top hides any muffin top or sit-down-fupa. But if you want to wear painted on disco pants then commit to it and wear them with Keds and a tee with “Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific” on it or something. OK that might be a bit much, but at least wear a button up that’s a bit more fitted through the waist.

And why is this high waist thing coming back anyway? Not that the super low rise thing was great, but this is hardly an improvement. It just seems like nobody has worn a middling rise pant in 15 years.

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Outfit

Atlantic Pacific Introduces “Sofa Chic”

I guess Blair finally ran out of fur and tulle because it looks here like she destroyed my Meemaw’s chesterfield and made some kind of weird 1964 receptionist’s suit out of it.

You know, if you’re going to go for SO MUCH LOOK the least you can do is keep everything else muted. First, change  the damn nail polish not to clash so glaringly. I get that she’s trying to tie the blue and green together with her expensive sunglasses (that look not much different than the $3 mirror glasses available at any truck stop) – but all it does is make it impossible for my eyes to rest on anything. Second, maybe go with simple black pumps instead of knee high boots. That’s just TOO MUCH SHOE with SO MUCH LOOK.

And ffs girl you need to put that Hermes bracelet on Medicare already, ’cause it is no longer working!

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Cupcakes And Cashmere Jumps On The Matchy Train

On the heels of Messica’s week of monochrome snores Cupcakes and Cashmere presents her own version - a grey rainbow.

Even ignoring the fact that she looks like Eeyore’s cloud, her rear end appears to be eating her pants. She also could have looked into a tshirt bra rather than whatever lace contraption is attempting to push itself through the thin fabric of her shametucked tee.

Honestly I just do not know why the hell she posted this outfit. It looks like something you wear for laundry day or perhaps cleaning out the fireplace day, not something for a self-proclaimed fashion and lifestyle blog.

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